The Bro code

Hello folks!

I have now got my copy of "The Bro code" and I must say it was a awesome book that will be Legen wait for it dary ;) It was very funny and I had a good moment with it :) So it's from now on my bible ;)

Well peace out hombreas and take care ;)

//Joakim

The Saint are releasing a book!

Hey again guys!

I just found out that Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) from "How I met your Mother" will release a book named "The Bro Code". They will not only release it as a book, they will also release it as a audi cd with the voice from Neil Patrick Harris, which is Totally Awesome ;) here is a link with some info about the book, and you can order it from amazon :) It will be released October 14th. So Order it now, it will be legen.... wait for it Dary :)

The Barnical

http://michaelvisser.com.au/blog/the-bro-code-book-on-amazon-pre-order/

The Bro code

Hello again guys

Today I discover something cool that I think it's a big thanks to Barney Stinson in "HIMYM". It's call the "Bro-code" and it is a code that we Bro´s are following. Sadly there are no book that are publish with the Bro code, but I guess most of us know some of them. I will show you some of the "Bro codes" from a great website http://www.pointsincase.com/articles/golden_rules_manhood.htm

And here is the Bro Code

wouldn't be the man I am today without these rules. You too would be weaker without them."
-Arnold Schwarzenegger, Governor of California and former World Bodybuilding Champion

Introduction: In my 20 years of existence as a member of the male species, I have learned certain rules, nay, guidelines, nay, shit you better do or get your ass beat. Unlike girls, who backstab, cry, scream, produce delirious drama, and lead lives as if they were muses for Dashboard Confessional, men operate under a certain code. That code is as follows.

I. Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.

II. Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.

III. If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:

A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're buddy's sister.

However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.

IV. Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game. I lost approximately nine friends last October who felt the need to bust my balls when the Red Sox lost to the Devil's Bitches. Just leave it alone, it's kinder to pick on them for a dead relative.

V. You must never own a cat.

VI. If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:

1. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).
2. Your acquaintances.
3. Your co-workers.
4. The mailman.
5. The UPS guy.
6. NASA.
7. John Kerry.
....1,485,726. Your girlfriend.

VII. You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. (Mine are Dawson's Creek and Love, Actually). You may have no more. And if you like Grease, well, we're already too late.

VIII. Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.

IX. If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once.

X. There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, hoops, street hockey, bare-fisted boxing, etc.

XI. If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it's a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately.

XII. Standard shotgun rules are as follows.

A. Shotgun may only be called within full sight of the car.
B. Shotgun must be called outside.
C. Shotgun calls last approximately ten minutes.
D. Shotgun never carries over to a second ride.

XIII. NO PDA (Public Displays of Affection). Hey, congratulations, another girl can stand the sight of you. You don't need to wear her like a fucking trophy.

XIV. It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."

XV. Don't tell other guys elaborate stories about your weightlifting exercise routine. No one cares.

XVI. Never openly question another guy's sports wisdom, unless said information specifically pertains to your favorite team. It doesn't matter how ludicrous the other guy sounds telling you that Jake Plummer was better than Steve McNair last season, let him be.

XVII. When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that's the case, make it quick.

XVIII. Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches.

XIX. Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it.

XX. Bros Before Hoes. I know, I already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable dicks since they've gone out with someone.

Follow these rules, and be a man!

Enjoy this and remeber be a Bro and follow this rules!

//The Barnical

Hello Everybody!

Hello everybody and welcome to my awesome blogg. So what will this blogg be about? Well, mostley it will be about new records that I have bought, some reviews of good records that I like and sometimes even happenings in my life ;)

Last weekend I were visiting a friend of mine. I bought a few rare records from him, of course PSB records ;) and some other like Depeche mode and Erasure. But that was not the only fun thing, I actually also got the time to meet his 13 month old son Albin :) Which was very fun.

Well, thats it for now. And remember im totally "Awesome" ;)

//Joakim